Dirty Holes

Those who mock and snigger at the supposed incoherence of the Trumpster's pronunciamenti will doubtless be duly confounded by the revelation that one of his fiefdoms in Scotland is awash with human waste. The Trumpster's Aberdeenshire golf course, whose thirty-six orifices are augmented by various gulping and guzzling facilities for hard-working wealth creators, has a private sewage system which, like England's privatised ones, manifests no particular interest in complying with petty bureaucratic rules and regulations. Contaminant levels have been breached fourteen times in the past six years, with eight of the incidents classified as "extreme events which have the potential to cause immediate and serious environmental harm" and to trigger enforcement action unless the head-tribble demands otherwise. It was presumably one such demand that led Team Starmer to commemorate its best pal's second state rah-rah by ordering the Environment Agency to stop prioritising the environment.