Cheap at the Price

Taxpayers who lost their lives to Fishy Rishi's Eat Out to Help Out virus facilitation scheme will be gratified to learn that the Trumpster's second term in office isn't the only thing they have escaped. They are also spared the knowledge of having been stiffed for four hundred million by Fishy Rishi's Future Fund investment scheme, which threw money at nearly twelve hundred companies of which some thirty per cent, in customary Fishy Rishi fashion, subsequently went bust. On the bright side, the price of training about thirty nurses was invested in companies linked to Fishy Rishi's wife; so, as with those who saved the NHS money by dying for Eat Out to Help Out, the sacrifice was by no means entirely in vain.