Carbon Fibre Capture and Storage

A superb sample of sustainable Britishness has emerged at Scotland's first commercial windfarm, where obsolete turbine blades are piling up in a warehouse because nobody knows how to recycle them. Some old blades are already in landfills, although energy companies have vowed to work with government bodies in finding more efficient solutions, at least insofar as the said government bodies have not yet decided to employ "temporary" expedients in the tradition of war and income tax. A few blades can be re-used for bus and bicycle shelters, and it can only be a matter of time before His Majesty's Government initiates a programme for asylum seekers to build their own accommodation using turbine blades and their bare hands. Some of the beastly Euro-wogs have more ambitious ideas, but these are unlikely to be of interest given Team Starmer's decision to rely upon the nation's eminently safe and sustainable stocks of home-grown uranium, doubtless in the hope of providing a suitably hospitable environment for the Trumpster and his radioactive head-tribble on the occasion of their third state visit.