All Shall Have Neurotypicality

In keeping with the Christian tradition that women are best kept as uncomfortable as possible, the Trumpster administration is poised to announce that taking over-the-counter painkillers during pregnancy can increase the risk of autism in offspring. Paracetamol, which prudently goes under a pseudonym in the kingdom of the head-tribble, is safe according to merely medical guidelines; but the Kennedy brainworm has other ideas, especially now that the Trumpster may personally have solved autism anyway. Apparently there is a cancer and anaemia drug that can purportedly and potentially treat the condition; which is probably the best one can expect in the circumstances, and almost certainly an improvement on the sunshine and washing-up liquid solution to the Covid pandemic.