Wretched Refuse

Remarkable as it may seem, there is at least one respect in which the race-baiting faction of the British political establishment (viz. the entirety of the British political establishment) differs materially from its envied and emulated counterpart in the United States. To wit: the Trumpster administration has deported seven whole migrants to Rwanda, which is seven more than His Majesty's Government was ever able to manage. Doubtless with the benefit of some polite perspectival adjustment courtesy of the nice people at Immigrant Curtailment and Ejection, three of the seven have expressed a wish to return to their own countries while the others ask nothing better than to take advantage of the accommodation, healthcare, and training opportunities which the Rwandan government claims to provide. No less than the British political establishment, the United States government largely begrudges providing such things to its own citizens, let alone to the unauthorised bearers of debilitating foreign melanin. But never let it be thought that His Majesty's Government has resigned itself to falling behind in the migrant-bashing race: the Ministry for Wog Disposal has brought in moderate and sensible economy-growing measures to prevent asylum seekers spending their pittance on luxury goods as well as on various selected necessities.