They Come Over Here, Read Our Epitaphs

Patriots with legitimate and understandable concerns about the state of British academia will rejoice that the Ministry for Wog Control has not rested content with merely refusing university access to beastly paying foreign students. A Canadian researcher who has lurked in London cemeteries for over a decade is at last about to be cleansed from our shores after she failed to renew her visa during a thirteen-week hospitalisation. The Ministry for Wog Control has pointed out that medical conditions and a desire to remain are not exceptional circumstances, although the latter is presumably becoming rarer in the face of ever-escalating levels of British hospitality, tolerance and decency. Perhaps most fatally for her own case, the invader has said in public that Government policy is "at odds with their own and Prime Minister Starmer's priority of attracting and retaining highly qualified professionals." Surely the time is long past when anyone with genuine respect or sympathy for British values would conflate the Government's stated priorities with its real ones.