Their Nasty-Clothes Stolen, the Dunce's Cap Remains

One or two Conservative expenses claimants have apparently developed some sort of allergy to looking silly. The problem has arisen because of a social media campaign by the boffins at jolly old headquarters, attacking Team Starmer for not treating asylum seekers badly enough; when in fact Team Starmer, as befits an avatar of Change™, is treating them exactly as badly as the Conservatives did. Consequently the all-important Farage Falange demographic is almost exactly as enamoured of the Conservatives as it is of Team Starmer, which is so embarrassing for both of them that even some Conservative MPs are beginning to suffer vague inklings of unease about their gravitas - and this less than a decade after the Brexit vote, and only slightly more than half a decade after electing Boris Johnson their leader, and a scant three years after electing La Truss as his successor. Perhaps intimidated by these quicksilver intellects, the party chairbeing agreed that the offending advert was a matter of concern and then proclaimed that it would not be deleted.