Thanks for Your Great Glory

Two children have been killed and fourteen injured, along with three adults, in a Mass shooting in Minneapolis. A gunman apparently fired a rifle through the church windows as the ceremony was being conducted, while the Deity to whom the congregation was grovelling sat serenely back as usual and twiddled His omnipotent thumbs. The state governor was forthright in brushing away talk of thoughts and prayers, and does not seem to have been mindful of the just and holy doctrine that children too are tainted with Original Sin and that everything will be all right in the end for some people.