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As befits all true followers of Almighty God, the Trumpster administration does not scruple to persecute its own. Numerous unfortunates who voted tangerine in the belief that only the unworthy immigrants would be targeted have suffered an icy awakening, including one vendor of political patties who runs a chain of Trumpster-themed burger emporia in Texas. To the felony of outstaying his welcome the miscreant added that of allegedly marrying a woman but possessing no proof of cohabitation, so the authorities can't even be certain that he enforced her obedience or prevented her undergoing forbidden medical procedures. According to the restauranteur, about ten per cent of the charges against him are true; which is at least ten per cent more truth than the minions of the Trumpster and his head-tribble usually find necessary.