Navigational Error

Fiendish machinations are afoot to ban traditional Mercator cartography and substitute an ideological woke map of the world. Despite the racial handicap of being born near the festering heart of what would one day become the beastly Strasbrussels dictatorship, the sixteenth-century Flemish cartographer Gerardus Mercator attained sufficient cultural objectivity to create an image of the world which put Great Britain at the centre and kept the little peoples in their place. Now the African Union is supporting a campaign to replace Mercator's map with one based entirely on mere territory, as opposed to moral and civiliational magnitude. The implications of a map which confines itself to depicting crude physical space speak for themselves: if this primitive and xenophobic tendency is not soundly defeated, children of the future could grow up believing that the European Union matters more than England Herself, or even that Westminster is less important than Nigeria.