Noble Business

However lukewarm and watered-down Team Starmer's tinkerings with workers' rights may be, they are still too strong for the best business sector in the world and its representatives in the unelected upper house of Britain's Mother of Parliaments. Two Conservative peers and their servant, a Liberal Democrat who was baronised at the fag-end of the Conservative-run coalition, have intervened to perpetuate the Osbornomic legacy by protecting zero-hours contracts, preserving the employer's right of unfair dismissal, and preventing trade unions from getting into mischief. One of the Conservatives, an investment banker who served the business-fucking National Johnson as a hired bully and La Truss as a flunkey in the Ministry for Wog Control, proclaimed that only the party of Brexit is listening to the business sector. The other declined to comment, presumably on the Magna Carta grounds that the Barons are not accountable to the little people.