Larva Labour's Lost

Even in the realm of the Trumpster and his tribe, it seems that parasitic flesh-eating maggots are not universally welcome. A government scheme is afoot to flood the dating market of the New World screw-worm fly with artificially sterilised males: a family planning initiative which might profitably be applied to the Trump and Musk breeds if some means could be found of extending their sterility from the intellectual to the reproductive. The romantic method of pest control is more effective and less pollutive than using chemical insecticides, and is therefore being tolerated by the US government only because it helps the planet-eating parasite that is the beef industry.