You Made Your Stirrups, Now Lie In Them

A Florida politician of the coathanger persuasion suffered an uncomfortable bout of poetic justice last spring when the fruit of her wedlock, presumably in an excess of pioneer spirit, attached itself to an inconvenient region of her uterus. Medical staff hesitated to administer the drugs necessary to relieve her condition because the local pro-coathanger law does not include a definition of ectopic pregnancy, thereby putting them at risk of prosecution, loss of licence or imprisonment should the Christian state of Florida decide that they had committed abortion. Only when it had been made clear that terminating a pregnancy isn't abortion when a right-winger screams for it did the doctors agree to provide the drugs. Naturally it was all the fault of leftist fearmongers seeking to terrify health professionals into denying reproductive care to the great American brood-mare; and in valorous defiance of such malignant machinations, the lady is already incubating another little soldier for Team Trumpster. Let's hope nothing goes wrong.