Environmentally Inappropriate

Not even the most vigilant and forensic of human leaders can hope to maintain unblinking vigilantism and infallible forensicitude, and even the CEO of Team Starmer is not entirely immune to the fallibility of the anthropoid. For example, neither he nor his speech-writers were aware for a moment that their anti-immigrant rhetoric last month parroted one of the most notorious bits of race-baiting in the history of British tolerance; and they were all shocked and horrified to discover that usage of similar words in a similar context to the original might somehow be interpreted by non-native speakers as expressing a similar sentiment. The CEO of Team Starmer now concedes some regrettable problems with the language, and has offered the excuse that, in the absence of any plan for substantive improvements to the lives of the great unwashed, it would be irresponsible to risk alienating the racists; especially given the current environment where His Majesty's Government is shifting its emphasis away from immigrant-bashing and towards the moderate and sensible pleasures of wog-bombing and cripple-kicking.