Wesley Needs You

In accordance with Team Starmer's policy of Change™, the Secretary of State for Profitable Healthcare has urged medical staff to be content with a pittance and some words. Resident doctors, who were previously called junior doctors in order to justify keeping them on minimum wage and Amazon-warehouse working conditions, are considering strike action over Team Starmer's continuity-Conservative pay award, and Wesley the Wideboy would really rather they didn't. In a further demonstration of his in-touchness with the right sort of people, Wesley's plea was published in the Murdoch Times, though doubtless without the least idea of courting support from the First Family when the time comes to defenestrate the Dear Leader in the name of yet further Change™ to more of the same. Had he submitted the piece to the British Medical Journal, after all, it could have been peer-reviewed, with potentially embarrassing results.