Righteous Among the Heathen

It is vital to remember, lest we fall into the pernicious error of racial stereotyping, that certain Arab breeds are a moral cut above the Palestinian Untermenschen. A case in point is provided by His Majesty's Government's favourite Islamic fundamentalists, among whom British values are once more splendidly rampant. Border forces beholden to the head-chopping House of Saud are taking a bracing no-nonsense approach to Ethiopian migrants, who are very selfishly and underhandedly taking illegal advantage of the fallout from the legal, moderate and sensible Saudi rampage in Yemen. Popular deterrents include beatings, rape, indiscriminate machine-gun fire and bodies left to rot; although, as with the gangs small-boating economic migrants across the Anglo-American Channel, it remains unclear how effective such measures are against the innate good taste and compassion of the traffickers. Fortunately the illegal Ethiopians tend to be from areas affected by civil conflict, poverty and the climate crisis, and therefore unworthy of British aid; so His Majesty's Government's military and diplomatic ties with the head-chopping House of Saud are unlikely to suffer any significant reduction in profitability.