Evils Necessary and Unnecessary

Appropriately enough for a stalwart of the Great Orange Party, the chairbeing of the doubtless optimistically named Senate intelligence committee is stirring up simultaneous red and yellow scares. Attempting to drive a wedge between the Trumpster and his best boy for now, the senator accuses the squillionaire manbaby of dealing too civilly with the Communistic Heathen Chinee. Self-evidently, the Trumpster's favourite is undermining the very basis of capitalism by taking his business where the money is. The senator, who is surnamed Cotton and represents the state of Arkansas, has referred to the use of slaves by nice people as a "necessary evil" on which the master race built its manifest destiny; this doubtless explains how he also came to notice the complicity of numerous US companies with Heathen Chinee slave labour and genocide, which are notoriously inferior to those varieties sponsored by the American taxpayer.