Made in China

With typical treacherous insidiousness, and against all the rules of fair play and competition that made the West what it is today, the Heathen Chinee are blatantly competing with the techno-manbabies, who thus far have spat eleven trillion dollars' worth of dummy about it. Comparisons are being drawn with the darkest days of the Cold War, when the first man in space was a commie and the first man on the moon, assuming the whole thing wasn't faked, was put there by Big Guvmint. Experts have issued oracular warnings that the Heathen Chinee are not to be trusted, and that any personal information shared using their platform could end up in hands far less lily-white and libertarian than Musk's or Meta's. Shockingly, there now exists even the possibility of misinformation, which is doubtless what motivated the Trumpster and his head-tribble to hint that somebody ought to do something about it.