Betty Battenberg Belize Banknote Betrayal

Once more a spectre is haunting the Americas: the spectre of ingratitude. Following the subversive activities of beastly Barbados and treasonous Trinidad, the nation of Belize has removed the civilising image of the Old Queen from its banknotes and replaced it with merely local icons. The peddlers of the mutinous money have even had the gall to use the pretext of increased security features without so much as a nod to His Majesty's Government's pioneering innovationism in universalising that endlessly convenient excuse. How many of those vocal British patriots who use Belize to dodge British taxes will be transferring their fiscal blessings to less uppity havens remains as yet unclear.