Il Barbaro di Siviglia

Some bits and pieces in Seville have been confirmed as the remains of a migrant whose lawless and immoral ways brought disaster to both the American people and his own. His arrival in the US sphere of influence resulted directly in a great replacement of native Americans by disease-bearing thieves and slave-drivers; while the folly of his accomplices visited upon his homeland the horrors of syphilis and the cancer of tobacco-smoking. In keeping with the insidious migrant habit, he seems to have littered the land he invaded with his own genetic material, even going so far as to demand that some corner of a Hispaniolan field should be forever foreign; and like many others who arrive in small boats to subvert and destroy the indigenous civilisation, his origins were as dubious as his ignorance was profound. Thus his legacy is, even to this day, regarded as something worth celebrating.