Tehran Tangerine Tribble Terror Trouble

Despite the personal intervention of Baby Jesus in saving the Trumpster and his head-tribble from the Second Amendment to the Constitution of the United States, it appears that faith may still be lacking among certain elements. On the off-chance that the Trumpster campaign is to be believed, there are real and specific Iranian plots to defy the manifest will of the Deity with continuing and co-ordinated attempts against the free world's great orange hope. Supposedly, the Great Satan of the Middle East believes that removing the Trumpster and his head-tribble from US politics may lead to an increase in chaos and instability. In the present rarefied state of reality such matters are of course difficult to judge; but is it plausible that even the mad mullahs could be so lacking in knowledge as to the workings of democracy? Evidently there are very few things that the great American intelligence can afford to put past a government which enforces the veil, supports Hezbollah, and tries to restrict the use of automatic weapons in high school.