Unfit For Human Eyes

As the battle continues over whether compulsory display of the Ten Commandments in classrooms is unconstitutional, the Trumpster-endorsed governor of the Christian state of Louisiana has given his gracious permission for pupils not to look at them (or "to not look at them" in the original Murcan). This may amount to more than a flippant dismissal of heretical parenthood; indeed, since the first four or five commandments explicitly forbid religious freedom, it arguably leaves the governor of the Christian state of Louisiana open to charges of blasphemous liberalism. Meanwhile, the commandment against adultery expressly prohibits Trumpsterite marital practices; the one against bearing false witness blatantly declines to endorse Trumpsterite legal practices; and the one against stealing comes perilously close to anathematising the Art of the Deal. It is tempting to conclude that the governor of the Christian state of Louisiana may in fact be one of those rare followers of the Mosaic law who has not looked away from the maunderings of his nasty little god, and has understood their import only too well.