Space Snoopers Britannia Are Go

His Majesty's Ministry for Wog-Bombing has launched its first fully-owned spy satellite, using a launch site borrowed from the US Government and comprising almost nine-tenths of one per cent of the payload on a Cosmic-Manbaby Falcon 9 rocket. Naturally, besides helping to keep the lesser breeds in order the satellite will do all sorts of nice things like monitoring natural disasters and the impact of climate change, the better to aid His Majesty's Government in doing nothing much to stop them. The satellite is named Tyche, after a Greek goddess who, according to Pindar, had the power to bestow victory on lesser athletes; which shows that even now His Majesty's Ministry for Wog-Bombing has not entirely lost its sense of humour.