The Curmudgeon

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Sunday, July 14, 2024

To Clarify

The Deep State
and the enemies of democracy,
working in collaboration with
the Islamo-Communist Washington élite
and with the active collaboration of
the Russo-Iranian sexbot army
through the facilitative machinations of
the Heathen Chinee with their global warming hoax, their hostile weather balloons and the fish-bothering activities of their North Korean allies,
and in malignant conjunction with
the swamp-breeding dark matter of the Democratic Party,

have either
carried out a failed assassination attempt on the Trumpster's controlling head-tribble through a blasphemous and inappropriate use of the Great American Firearm, but failed owing to the inherent inefficiency of all unpatriotic enterprises and the direct intervention of Baby Jesus;
or
been victimised by deeper states, meta-hostile actors, quiet loners etc., who have carried out a fake assassination attempt designed to give the impression that Somebody, also known as They, are desperate to remove the Trumpster and his head-tribble by any means necessary, thereby helping to ensure the re-election of the said head-tribble and its earthly representative;
or
carried out a fake failed assassination attempt intended to give the impression that a failed assassination was intended when in fact a real assassination (which failed) was intended, for obvious reasons;
or
carried out a false flag operation to brand and implicate one or more enemies of the Heathen Chinee, the Russo-Iranian sexbot army, the Democratic Party, North Korea, Satan, medical personnel etc., as a hostile actor, thereby provoking social unrest, replacement of white heterosexual Christians with diverse others, irresponsible conspiracy theories, etc., to the lasting detriment of American greatness.

Obviously, violence has no legitimate place in the politics of a country which was founded on genocide, was built on slavery, is maintained by warfare, and happily tolerates near-weekly shootings as a necessary component of its children's education. Any and all attempts to sow panic and confusion in the wake of these grave events would be inexcusable to an absolute degree, as there are certainly decent people on all sides.

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