They Don't Fight Fair

There is wailing and gnashing of teeth in the Righteous State this day, as a drone has struck Tel Aviv and caused one death and at least ten injuries among real people. Although such casualty figures are appreciably below what can be expected from a normal day's peace-keeping in Lebanon, let alone Palestine, the Righteous State's fragile sense of security has been understandably shaken. Launched by the beastly Houthi, who are notorious for opposing the head-chopping House of Saud's rampage in Yemen, and manufactured by the mad mullahs of Iran, who are notorious for just about everything, the drone apparently passed over much of the divinely-granted Zionist real estate entirely unmolested by the Righteous Air Defence. It is possible that the forces of evil have misappropriated the British strategy of clearly labelling weapons TO BE USED FOR LEGAL AND HUMANITARIAN PURPOSES ONLY, thereby cunningly enabling the drone to pass for a virtuous one.