He Has Sounded Forth the Trumpster That Shall Never Call Retreat

One of the Trumpster's allies has proven himself unworthy of service to the head-tribble by expressing regret over some inflammatory remarks at a Republican rah-and-blah. Addressing the cadres in Middletown, Ohio, where the unpleasant mediocrity that is the Trumpster's deterrent to future assassins attended high school, a state senator proclaimed that "if we lose this one, it’s going to take a civil war to save the country, and it will be saved." It remains as yet unclear whether the senator's own education was sufficiently Murcan as to omit the deplorable consequences of the last civil war, notably the triumph of woke attitudes to slavery and the decidedly uncivil labelling of entrepreneurial go-getters as "carpetbaggers;" but he later invoked the recent assassination attempt on the Trumpster as a reason to be mindful. Neither the Trumpster nor his head-tribble is likely to be impressed with such backsliding, especially if it should become necessary to save the country from a Harris presidency by repealing the Thirteenth Amendment.