The Guilty Men

We are all aware, because the Farage Falange has decreed it and Team Starmer does not disagree, that cutting ourselves off from our primary international trading partner was in principle the shrewdest and most pragmatic act of national policy since Mr Churchill personally won the Great Philosemitic War. Nevertheless, few (aside perhaps from Team Starmer in its Rothermere Daily Stürmer formation) would deny that the results have been a little unsatisfactory, especially if one is so ill-mannered as to invoke the real world. Hence the need for someone to blame, since choosing solutions over scapegoats would be un-British in the extreme; and the Department for Egregious Fuckups and Rampant Arsery has settled upon British business as the latest candidate. Since independence from the Strasbrussels dictatorship was sold as reducing bureaucracy and helping the economy, the fact that it has increased bureaucracy and screwed the economy can only be explained as the result of deliberate and criminal malice; especially as the latest changes to the border rules, in a supremely patriotic effort at user-friendliness, were introduced on the anniversary of Hitler's death.