Authoritative Moderativity for Sensible Electorability

As the strutting Caudillo of the Farage Falange seeks to establish a bridgehead - or, to use a less D-Day metaphor, seeks to implant his nasty little larvae for parasitic maturing inside a paralysed institution - various representatives of moderate sensibility have been extruded to wag the finger and remind the great British public of its responsibilities. The incumbent Conservative in the strutting Caudillo's target seat blamed the pandemic and the beastly Russians, whose recent atrocities were evidently having a substantial retrospective impact when the semi-melted waxwork Douglas Carswell won the seat for a prior incarnation of the Falange in 2015. The jabbering homunculus Michael Gove globbered that the great British public always elects "authoritative, sensible managers," rather than purple-faced lightweights like David Cameron, race-baiting cranks like Tumbledown Tessie, or blithering crooks like the National Johnson. One of Grant Shapps proclaimed itself a realist. Evidently, among the many blessings of belonging to a Team Britannia that elects only authoritative, sensible CEOs is the lack of any need to rewrite history.