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Britain's glistening pink Secretary of State for Wogs, Frogs, Huns and Hottentots has warned of the possibility of famine in Gaza now that the wrong colour people are being killed. Hence the Royal Navy has been ordered into action so as to render significant the efforts at aid provision by the US, the beastly Euro-wogs and others not worthy of mention; though naturally this does not imply any hindrance to British entrepreneurial gumption in arming the Righteous State. When the glistening pink Secretary of State was Britain's glistening pink Head Boy, his administration did everything it could to ensure that there was plenty of poverty for charities to relieve; and the best way to ensure that supplies of aid are not wasted is self-evidently to keep up the demand.