Native Deterrence

If the social and moral purity of the British race is to be properly maintained, then self-evidently stopping the small boats is only a partial solution. It is all very well to prevent migrants from diluting the Britishness of our economy by attending our universities or paying tax into our exchequer; but what of those precious resources among our own British stock who may one day venture abroad and succumb to the exotic wiles of the foreign? Happily, the ever-vigilant Ministry for Wog Prevention is raising the price of the iconic French-made Polish-assembled blue passport for the second time in fourteen months; so patriotic Britons can rejoice in their freedom from alien contamination, as well as in the ever-diminishing danger of of too many poor people having photo ID in an election year.