Plucky Little Natives

Non-governmental and hence necessarily unelected organisations have criticised the Libyan coastguard over its efforts to save British jobs for British workers. Médecins Sans Frontières, whose name incriminatingly combines doctors and lack of border control, was apparently interrupted in its migrant-condoning activities by a coastguard patrol, which despite having a much smaller boat stepped up to the plate in the war against people-traffickers by substantially increasing the chances of the merchandise drowning. Since the present condition of the Libyan state is at least partly to the credit of the Bullingdon Club-Liberal Democrat administration which did so much to bomb it into liberty, the insult by Médecins Sans Frontières could be construed as an insult to Britain's erstwhile Head Boy and current glistening pink Minister for Wogs, Frogs, Huns and Hottentots; particularly as MSF has been so foreign and pro-Palestinian as to invoke, of all things, international law. Whether such defiance of British values makes MSF Muslim enough for the extremism blacklist remains as yet unclear.