Huge Implications

In its capacity as the mass communications wing of Conservative Central Office, the BBC has grovelled to Reform UK after referring to it as a far-right party and eliciting squeals of lawyerly indignation. Apparently the Board of Directors at Real Provisional Popular Front of the Farage Falange Limited feels that its reputation could be damaged if its purely mainstream blend of Conservative racist thuggishness, Labour racist mendacity, Liberal Democrat adherence to principle and Count Binface polling levels were to be understood as somehow racist and fascistic and thereby essentially un-British. Worse yet, the CEO and his minions might be subjected by Britain's crypto-socialist banking sector to the very same privations that did not befall the strutting Caudillo emeritus at the hard-left hands of Coutts; and perhaps worst of all, at least one place on the BBC's Question Time panel would be vacant every other week and thus vulnerable to woke infiltration.