Cash Flow

One of Britain's biggest, dirtiest and most profligate moisture provision profiteers has refused to commit any funds to an industry drive towards reducing sewage dumping. Somebody hinted that officials were disappointed, and something called Steve was so disappointed that it had a bit of a burble about the state of the nation's rivers somehow being completely unacceptable, despite fourteen years of upkeep on its own party's watch and despite our recent liberation from the ungreenly Strasbrussels straitjacket. Not only has the Government suddenly noticed that allowing profiteers to dump sewage means that profiteers will dump sewage, but it plans on pushing the water companies to do better by deploying cutting-edge technology and artificial intelligence; either because something called Steve has seen those words in the headlines this week, or else because Fishy Rishi wants to remind Elon Musk that he exists.