Our Values Defended

Britain's capacity to assist in global genocide, even with the permission of the World Cop, has been called into question by a second failure of the Trident wog correction system. On the previous occasion, in accordance with the general efficiency of Tumbledown Tessie's administration, a missile was aimed at Africa but headed towards the USA instead; this time, in accordance with the triumphant achievements of Fishy Rishi's administration, the rampant symbol of British potency suffered an embarrassing deflation and flopped immediately into the sea. Prompted to openness and accountability by a report in the Murdoch scumbag press, the Ministry for Wog-Bombing blamed the specifics of the event; apparently these amounted to the presence of Michael Green and some associates, which is indeed an eminently reliable forerunner of fiasco. Naturally, mere experts were quick to interpose their usual ivory-tower anti-patriotism: one even went so far as to proclaim that the point of spending hundreds of billions on a programme is, of all things, that the said programme should function. Where's the Britishness in that?