Our Sovereignty Does Not Recognise

Will the beastly Euro-wogs never take the hint? The Council of Europe, which has an unelected committee dedicated to preventing enhanced incentivisation of the lesser breeds, last spring sneaked its spies onto sovereign British territory and now presumes so far as to impugn the decency of our great nation's wog disposal policy. Specifically, the informers' report warns that beneficiaries of transportation to Rwanda may be subject to torture or other treatment befitting an asylum seeker, even though His Majesty's Government has stated unequivocally that Rwanda is a safe country. Additional concerns are raised about "inflammatory and derogatory language" when referring to the invaders; and even,if you please, about the practice of indefinite detention for migrants who might otherwise roam freely on the land, leaving hideous trails of stolen jobs, terrorist conspiracies, and ruined British women. In response, spokesbeings for the master race proclaimed that His Majesty's Government "does not recognise much of the content of [the] report," which will surprise no-one acquainted with the Ministry for Wog Warehousing's command of the British language. Nevertheless, the Ministry most magnanimously conceded that, although children can be imprisoned and transported to Central Africa, their needs will be met "where practically possible" in the considered opinion of the kind of people for whom three decades' notice of crumbling public buildings recently proved insufficient.