Our Civilising Influence

However lukewarm its recent comments about the master race's wog transportation initiative, the Rwandan government has provided an admirable demonstration of respect for British values by kicking out an ungrateful foreigner. A Congolese footballer in Kigali celebrated a goal with a gesture in solidarity with victims of the ongoing if comfortingly under-reported mess in the Democratic Republic of the Congo; evidently he intended some primitive emulation of the depraved American practice of taking the knee to condone Caucasian genocide. Within a week, and with an efficiency before which the Home Office of His Majesty's Government can only whimper and ooze bodily fluids, the miscreant received a six-month suspension, the severance of his contract and a deportation order. Further moral progress is apparent in Rwanda's arming and training of one of the more enterprising militias now spreading safety in the Democratic Republic itself.