Imagine a Boot Stamping on Human Taste Forever

In a cultural move whose impact looks set to rival the Freedom Fries of the Bush chimpanzee administration, the Trumpster and his hydrophobic head-tribble have launched Never Surrender High-Tops: a shiny gold shoe complete with Murcan flag on the back. The brand was sneaked out at the Greatest Sneaker Show on Earth in Philadelphia, where apparently boos and intoxicating substances served to remind the nation that the swamp still needs some draining; and the objects themselves are being marketed through a website which also hawks the bottled odour of Victory47, forty-seven being the number of the projected second tribble/Trumpster presidency. The website disclaims all connection to the tangerine team's campaign, having presumably been set up from motives of pure and disinterested entrepreneurialism. Whether the proceeds will be sufficient to keep the Trumpster clan in gold-plated elevators through the present legal difficulties remains to be seen.