Confidence Woman

Even within His Majesty's Government, it seems certain people are still failing to give the Minister for Infantine Profitability Enhancement credit for the fucking good job with which she habitually credits herself. While everyone else continues to sit on their arse doing nothing, Gillian Keegan is "delivering," with ratings of "good" or "outstanding" slapped on exponentially increasing quantities of schools, some of which may not even have fallen down yet. But still nobody ever talks about it, despite the Government's generally favourable opinion of self-marked assignments; hence Keegan rates the Government's performance as a whole "good," a mere two grades above the level that amounts for a call for the Head to commit suicide.