There's No Pleasing Some

Levels of Britishness at the Ministry for Wog Disposal remain commendably high, as it now emerges that several Rwandans have been granted refugee status owing to fears of persecution which even the British Home Office considered well-founded. Uncharitable observers are already hinting that this might be thought to compromise the Government's assertions that Rwanda is a safe country; although in all fairness the Government has only ever really asserted that it's safe enough for wogs. In any case, the unelected supreme court has ruled Rwanda unsafe, so it seems only natural that the famously law-abiding Home Office should demonstrate due alacrity in granting refugee status according to the ruling. Once the democratic process of embodying the will of the people has run its glorious course and declared Rwanda safe by Act of Parliament and Royal Assent, any stray natives can be rounded up with a clear conscience and sent back to bask in the sunshine.