Shocked, Appalled and Concerned

Much like her brother in ineptitude Sir John Major, who began the formal demolition of the hated NHS and then became terribly concerned about the process once other people were being paid to expedite it, Lady May of Windrush has gone all citizen of nowhere over the hostile environment. It appears that the Ministry for Wog Disposal has chosen not to implement the legal rights of slavery and trafficking victims, whom Tumbledown Tessie and the brilliant Iain Duncan Smith have done the honour of using as reputational human shields. May's fellow churchgoer and sometime Cabinet accomplice Alistair Carmichael joined her in being shocked and appalled at the cruelty and spinelessness which have resulted from giving little red boxes to Conservatives and not to Liberal Democrats. Team Starmer has thus far not deigned to comment, but is doubtless considering how best to remove all the inconvenient legal loopholes that continue to assert the existence of non-bogus asylum seekers.