Prosperity Through Guardianship

Enemies of the World Cop, the Righteous State and the head-chopping House of Saud have been up to some incredibly serious and outrageous doings in the Red Sea. A spokesbeing for His Majesty's Government deplored the attacks on shipping by Yemeni rebels as unacceptably illegal and destabilising, in contrast to the current wholly acceptable Holocaust memorial in Gaza. The rebels say that their attacks are in response the stabilisation of Palestine, which is itself a response to the unprovoked and context-free attack by Hamas on 7 October. Britain's glistening pink Secretary for Wogs, Frogs and Huns has ordered Iran to do something about it, since Iran supports the rebels and is therefore responsible for their derelictions, in much the same way as the World Cop and the master race share credit for the restraint and responsibility which characterise the Righteous State. Perhaps most reassuringly of all, if gerrymandering, tax cuts and migrant-bashing prove insufficient for a decent show at the forthcoming general election, the prospect of a bit of wog-bombing might well come in handy.