Sinfully Constituted

Righteous indignation is abroad once more in the Christian state of Tennessee, where an ungodly after-school club has been formed by an organisation associated with the Satanic Temple. With truly fiendish cunning, the After School Satan Club claims that Satan is no more than a symbol; and the combined vices of secularity and non-profitability constitute a blatant anathema to followers of the true faith, who prize their federal tax breaks nearly as much as their otherworldly immortality. The national director of the ASSC was even devilish enough to invoke the First Amendment, which guarantees freedom of speech and religion and which Christians generally respect about as deeply and sincerely as they love their enemies, forgive others their trespasses, or hold all persons created equal.