The Curmudgeon

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Tuesday, December 26, 2023

Reasonable Community Sensibilities

A woman in the Christian state of Ohio has been charged with treating a corpse in a manner unbecoming to reasonable community sensibilities. She suffered a miscarriage, presumably from divine justice; but she subsequenlty disposed of the twenty-one-week foetus without due regard for its status as an ensouled American citizen and, apparently after some hours of debate among the hospital staff, was medically denounced to the police. According to her legal representative, Ohio law does not yet accord foetal remains the legal status of dead human beings; and according to an ungodly cabal of physicians Ohio law does not even define what would constitute a proper method of disposal. Nevertheless, the Christian state is convening a grand jury to decide whether a prison sentence should be imposed for failing to pay due reverence to God's abortions.

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