Colourful Wildlife

Two months ago the US Fish and Wildlife Service removed twenty-one species from the endangered list because they had attained the ultimate immunity of the passenger pigeon; but the state of Colorado is attempting to reintroduce the mis-spelled grey wolf into the wild. Alas, the state is also inducing a degree of habitat loss for rabid orange head-tribbles and their tangerine transportatoids, since the state supreme court has ruled the Trumpster an insurrectionist and therefore ineligible to hold any office reserved for more acceptable varieties of criminal. It appears that there are at least one or two extinction events about which the World Cop is slightly more concerned than that of the Palestinians; even so, ranchers and rural communities are worried about the dumb beasts in their charge, some of whom might easily take pot-shots at the wolves while letting Trumpsterites roam free.