All Greased Up Again

A few months after the end of its sponsorship deal with BP, George Osborne's greenwashing emporium is once more preparing to service its favourite fossil fuel profiteers. Aside from any sneaky little side-deals for pumping Osborne's sebaceous glands, BP will provide fifty million over ten years to modernise the building and rearrange the display of whatever items have still not been entrepreneurially relocated. The museum has stated that it will stay open during the redevelopment, which will doubtless help to ensure the classically British combination of maximum disruption for the visitors and maximum inefficiency from the employees of whichever Party donor is contracted to carry out the work.