They Don't Deserve Us

British decency remains as evident as ever in the wog warehousing business, which has achieved an enviable rate of success in motivating the merchandise to rehearse its own disposal. Over the past six years, four of the Home Office's largest luxury hotels have induced incidents of self-harm sufficiently severe to require medical treatment at the rate of nearly six a week; while staff are recruited and trained with such fiscal discipline that they don't always understand even the paltry handful of safeguarding obligations which they are still not permitted to ignore. Fortunately, a spokesbeing was on hand to reiterate the seriousness of the Ministry's rigour and the utmostness of its commitment, which are doubtless equalled if not surpassed by those of the authorities in Rwanda.