A Proper Charlie

O rah for the Speech of the King,
Our Mother of Parliaments thing!
His birthright the part
Of a silly old fart
Tricked out in Imperial bling!

O rah for the King's great address,
So worthy of Black Rod's ingress!
The future on vellum,
And no-one to tell him
The country's a bit of a mess!

His Government's gospel to preach
For Members upright, all and each;
Of grifters, some few
And a sex-pest or two:
Rah rah for the King and his Speech!

Auric Gluteus