Joseph R Malarkey

President Biden's re-election campaign team has opened an account on Truth Social, the postmodernistically-monickered platform created in the wake of an outstandingly diarrhoeic defecation by the rabid orange head-tribble into the yawning vacancy that is the Trumpster cranium. Doubtless Biden-Harris 2024 are doing their best to appease Team Starmer after recent allegations by Rashida Tlaib and other Democrats that the Righteous State is not entitled, let alone morally obliged, to commit war crimes. Such inflammatory and divisive language risks condoning antisemitism and thereby alienating a vital US ally in the war against Russia, Iran, North Korea, the Heathen Chinee and the Labour Party membership. In the interests of global stability, it is therefore to be hoped that the Biden campaign's courting of moderate and sensible fascists will bring the desired result; although the confessed motive "mostly because we thought it would be very funny" appears to hint at a discouraging un-Starmerite frivolity.