Boff Bounced

Those old enough to recall the philosemitic ejection of Walter Wolfgang from a New Labour party conference during the wog-bombing pomp of Blairism will rejoice to see the moment repeated as farce in the ejection of one Andrew Boff from the wog-bashing rah-and-blah in Manchester. Boff, who has been a Conservative Party member since his first infancy in the 1970s, took vocal exception to the gay-baiting and trans-bashing with which Fishy Rishi's self-appointed successor was wooing the kind of people whose votes Team Starmer considers clean enough. In short order, Boff was seized by security guards and ejected from the feast of Britishness, while wailing to journalists that his beloved Party had somehow, after all this time, contrived to put itself at risk of giving an impression of intolerance. The equally brilliant Robert Buckland, who served the National Johnson as Minister for Profitable Incarceration before being demoted to the joke position of Cymric Colonial Secretary, said that the boot-boys had been "heavy-handed;" while several expenses claimants, flushed with the courage of anonymity, pronounced the incident "vile." How many of these humane and enlightened persons intend depriving the Party of their services until matters improve remains as yet all too clear.