Simple Business

However favourably it may resonate with the hotly-contested far-right dimwit vote which both major parties are pursuing with such laser-focused assiduity, Fishy Rishi's dumping of environmental safeguards has lost him the backing of the septuagenarian founder of a defunct mobile phone company. The squillionaire donated some lunch money to the National Johnson's campaign four years ago, presumably because his entrepreneurial pragmatism led him to believe that the National Johnson was a chap to be relied upon; today he is denouncing Fishy Rishi in the Sunday Murdoch and threatening to buy shares in Team Starmer instead. "Would I switch to Labour?" he said. "The answer to that is very simple: I will support any party that I believe will do the right thing for Britain going forward," which certainly sounds like the sort of policy statement to which Team Starmer could potentially consider itself as more or less assenting without too much excess of unprofitable qualification.